February 2012
bleh
i was the only one that went to training today for basketball. i started at 230 by myself and ended at 4 by myself. productive. got some new scoring moves BRUH. not really just yeah. tired. ==
what do you even do at a nightclub
like is there wifi
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
Teacher: Please write down a famous quote that you know and who wrote it.
Me: "It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop." - Confucius.
fucking lol.
i dont reply to your texts. i dont pick up your phone calls. i dont reply to yoru fb wall posts i delete them
then you pop up and ask do i hate you. YOU ONE DUMB ASS BITCH. :3
Watchsomeasianchick:
jessicas-addictionn:
HOLY FUCK IM DYING.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
Friend: how many legs do 8 roosters have?
Me: 16
Friend: how many eyes do 5 roosters have?
Me: 10
Friend: so how many teeth does a cat have?
Me: uh.... I don't know
Friend: I see you know alot of stuff about cocks but not when it comes to pussies.
Me: oh...
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
What the fuck did I do to deserve this shit.